A Message from the Universe

I find dimes instead of pennies on the sidewalk, and the Universe sends me tuxedo cats instead of faded calicoes or rangy, wounded black toms. I've long been pondering the significance of both.

It's kind of unnerving to continually find dimes. By this time it's beyond coincidental. When I was sweeping our new porch, what did I find by the corner post in the dirt? A dime, of course. It's rarely a penny, never a nickel. It feels like the Universe is trying to tell me something. A quarter would be too ostentatious; a dime is definitely a message. But what?

Same thing with the tuxedoes. My friend Brenda would love to have a tuxedo cat, but apparently she attracts tortoiseshells and toms with bucket heads. I feel blessed to be sent graceful black and white shorthairs dressed for a formal affair. But why me?

Our latest addition -- the tiny snickerdoodle in the photo -- was a spooky little blessing. Scooter, the larger of the two, had been moping and needy because he was lonely. Teddy, the infamous Elusive Teddy Boots, the first tuxedo, can't be bothered with mere cats even if they do look like him, so Scooter needed a friend. The idea of which I mentioned aloud and the next morning, I found Mitten sleeping on the porch pillow.

The two are now fast friends, despite the difference in their sizes. In fact, I looked out today and saw Mitten draped over Scooter's body sound asleep. They have rousing wrestling matches, the latest of which resulted in a ripped paper sack and a very loud thumping that I can't quite figure out.

I heard it said that the Universe sends you the cats you need. Teddy, at the furthest end of the cat neediness scale, was wonderful company this winter while Dave was in the hospital. Scooter has such a sweet, trusting nature -- once he decided he could trust me, he was all in. And Mitten is such a comic. I'd forgotten how enraptured kittens are of the world -- how endlessly fascinating are pebbles, bugs, and shadows.

Maybe the cats and the dimes are connected. Maybe the Universe just wants to keep reminding me that I'm richer than I realize.

Or maybe the dimes are just to pay for the cat food.

Reboot

I haven’t written a word, other than grocery lists and questions for doctors, for seven months. That’s a lot of days gone by without producing a salient thought or interesting detail. That’s a lot of hours between where I left off and “Now what was I trying to say?” Bottom line: I don’t know how to start again.

Do I slog along until it just feels right again? Or do I just start over with something completely different? Or do I just sit here writing drivel on the page until my fingers start to remember where the proper keys are? Is there a blueprint for “I haven’t written a creative word since my husband slipped into a coma”?

I have pages and pages of “stuff”, but my dimmest memory was that most of it wasn’t going to work in the long run so there’s no real point of going through it all. That feels really depressing.

OK, depression is not an option. Depression is not going to get me writing more quickly. Depression is only going to send me diving into the Blue Bunny again. So, depression is out. Definitely, out. O-U-T -- out! Definitely!

Now where was I again?

The One I Shouldn't Publish

When Dave's stroke first happened, I wanted everyone I could think of around me -- for support, for prayers, for kleenex, but now, after months, I feel myself wanting to push them all away. Ultimately, despite everyone's best intentions, no one can go through this for me -- as much as I might want them to "tag in" so I can have a respite, they can't. And no one's going to volunteer for that anyway. It's my lottery, and aren't they all relieved?

That sounds less bitter in my head, but it's still true. I know what they're feeling; I've felt it myself. You hear about someone being diagnosed with cancer and you feel bad about it, but isn't there that moment of relief -- "If it's them, it's not me."? That's human nature.

It's also human nature to want to help, and people have been wonderful to me, but this has all gone on too long and everyone has to get back to their lives. "It really sucks that this has happened to you and Dave, but, really, what do you expect of us? We have offered our shoulders and told you to 'Hang in there.' What else is there? I mean, come on -- give us a break, goddammit!"

It's fine. It's gone on too long for us too. Dave fights on, for which I'm so very grateful, but we're tired and, quite frankly, I don't need to assuage other people's fears. Because our trauma is not resolved yet, you see. We won't go away and be healthy again. We will insist on dragging this out, remaining a constant reminder that this shit can happen to anyone at any time. I understand the fears, but I don't have the energy to be reassuring nor the power to make it all right.

Part of me wants to push people away to see if they come back. Most won't. I don't expect them to. People have busy lives and there's no reason they should be at my beck and bawl, but there's always a surprise -- there's always one you think you can count on and you find out -- you can't. But there's the flip side to that as well -- the surprise friend who is level-headed and constant, who offers you not a shoulder and a platitude but just what you didn't even know you needed.

I'm lucky enough to have many wonderful friends. Forgive me if I push you away for awhile. Please come back.

If Only SOP Wasn't CYA

I finally snapped and bit a nurse.

Not really. I just wanted to.

Yet again, I got a call about an "incident" regarding Dave, and it would have taken the customary three minutes to get to the part where Dave is fine had I not burst out over her professional spiel to make sure. It's the third such phone call where I've had the shit scared out of me, and it always seems to come as such a surprise to the reporting nurse that I might like the good news up front. This nurse specimen had the misfortune of being last in line, and I would have apologized more heartily if she hadn't said, "I'm sure this is stressful." Instead I laughed heartily, or more accurately, maniacally. "Stressful . . . you think?"

I'm not lumping all nurses together. Dave has had some excellent nurses all along the way. The amazing ICU nurses at Methodist held us both together at a time when we both needed it. Now I don't need nurses to hold me together; I just need them to not provoke me to violence.

I need them to listen. Besides Dave, I'm the only constant in this journey. And even Dave doesn't know the whole story because he slept through the first few chapters.

I need them to listen to Dave. He's had a stroke not a lobotomy. Too often they assume his mind is muddled or he's still unconscious and don't ask him direct questions or they patronize him like he's in a pre-school reading circle. The truth is, even in this state, he's probably smarter than they are.

Don't judge my decisions or my actions. On Friday, I had a nurse question why I hadn't moved Dave to Methodist Rehab from the beginning. Well, the fact that the first two people I approached when moving Dave back to Methodist didn't know a rehab floor existed might have played a role. Then one questioned why I didn't find someone to stay with in Omaha so I didn't have to keep driving back and forth and could be there every day. I wanted to say to her -- "Trust me, you don't want me here every day."

I'm sure I've made mistakes. I'm sure there were times I could have made more enlightened decisions or braved the weather more, but I have done and am still doing the best I can. At all times, Dave is my priority. No one knows what this feels like for me. I wouldn't even presume to know how another woman in this situations feels. So, feel like judging me? Piss off.

Don't make "cover your ass" the default when common sense would serve. In our litigious society, I know this last one is unrealistic, but, oh, wouldn't it be wonderful? Then Dave wouldn't have to go back on soft food or have those stupid "landing pads" by his bed. And I wouldn't have to get those oh-so-professional reports.

It's possible I just need to take my anger out on someone. It's also possible that this is the fourth time I've had to entrust the most precious person in my life to total strangers, and it's getting harder not easier.

Wishing the Water in my Head had an "Off" Switch

I remember how happy I was when I started writing this blog. Dave and I had found our perfect place in Iowa; we were beginning to put in gardens and build our life together. I had waited so long to find the love of my life, but the wait had been worth it. I love Dave so much -- more than I thought possible, more than life itself -- you name the cliche, I love beyond it.

And now I'm sitting in a motel in Lincoln, Nebraska waiting for the roads to clear a bit so I can visit my husband in a rehabilitation hospital where he's recovering from a stroke. A stroke. What a stupid name for it. Usually a stroke is a good thing -- something you want -- "a stroke of luck"; "a stroke of genius", even just a caress, but this is nothing good. It's taken my best friend away from me, stolen time from us both, thrown us in the path of truck.

And it's brought out some nasty traits in me -- like jealousy, like anger, like despair. I see couples walking through the grocery store gathering their weekly shopping like Dave and I used to do and I want to chuck one of those huge cans of institutional beans at them. I was just down in the complimentary breakfast area watching couples drinking coffee and planning to continue their trip, and I want to throw the pre-packaged honey buns around.

It's not just that I like being a couple. I like being a couple with Dave.

And even though he continues to get better every day -- for which I am very grateful -- I still miss him. I miss him so much my head feels like a sponge. I miss him at home in his chair drinking coffee; I miss him sitting at his desk with his stocking hat on because his head is cold; I miss him walking around checking the fruit trees for deer damage. One of my favorite sights has always been that of Dave walking toward me from wherever he's been. I miss that.

I Need a Villain . . .

. . . and I need one fast.

I'm stuck in the middle of my plot again. And I'm mostly stuck because I need really bad people to make it conflicted and interesting, but I can't seem to write mean.

Which really befuddles me. People say to me sometimes: "You're a very nice person," and I scoff, "Oh, no, I'm not. You've just seen me on good days." But . . . . what if I am??!! What if I really do like other people's children better than their pets? What if I really would compliment someone's handkerchief quilt made of farmer's kerchiefs and real snot? What if . . . .? It's too frightening to continue. I'll soon be inundated with invitations to boring events and zucchini.

I've got to get mean and get mean fast! I could remember a few students I've had in class, or the teacher who always brought up some inane detail at the 3 p.m. Friday staff meeting. Or any P.E. class I had in school. Who can I emulate? A junkyard dog? Defensive tackles who love to eat quarterbacks? Any reporter at Fox News?

Dave, ever helpful, has suggested repeated pokings or the strap they use on bucking broncos, but I have politely advised him that if he wants to keep all his happy parts, he'd better stop suggesting.

I need a Mr. Hyde to my Dr. Jekyll. Aha! An alter ego! I haven't had an imaginary friend since Connie and her pink and green goats, but how liberating to create someone who really would do and say all the things I've never been able to . . . like telling my father-in-law that no one really gives a shit about some bird who's been extinct hundreds of years, or force-feeding yogurt to the far-too-happy woman who gaily claims to love raspberry cream cheese Dannen better than actual cheesecake.

What better than Draco Malfoy to my Harry Potter? The horrible Gretchen on Project Runway to sweet little Mondo in his white knee-highs? Endora to Aunt Clara?

Yes, yes (insert evil hand rubbing here). It can be done! It must be done! As god as my witness, I will wreak havoc on west central Iowa!!!

Or at least the tiny portion I control with my typing skills and delete key.

"I gathered eggs and fed the cow."

I mentioned to Dave that they were saving hair at the beauty salon to send to the Gulf to make mats to help soak up the oil. Weird and cool all at the same time. He said it was a significant historical detail that will get lost over time because all people ever write in their journals is "Rained today. Made a roast for dinner."

He cited the pioneer journals that we greedily scan for rich moments in their lives only to find the mundane day-to-day that makes us thankful for vacuums and dishwashers. It's the same with my dad's army letters. I've read them all and treasure them, but mostly they are queries about the crops back home and thoughts of how much he misses them. I'm sure he was so homesick that corn and beans and calving was all he wanted to think about. How was he to know he'd later have a daughter who wanted to hear stories about his pet monkey, or what it was like to sit in his ambulance, waiting for another load of desperately wounded men?

Most of my previous journals have been an outpouring of angst so melodramatically anguished that it makes me want to puke, and I wrote it, so since we've moved, I've been trying to refocus, note down details of the gardens and the wildlife. Although, I have to confess, I still note the temperature and rainfall amounts. But what will future generations want to read? What will interest them?

Should I write down how I feel about gay marriage, Sarah Palin, the war in Afghanistan? Or will anyone who finds my journal be more interested in the smaller picture? My little piece of the global puzzle?

Right now that's quilts, auctions, flowers and figuring out if Ruby Calvin really is the illegitimate daughter of Coco de Mer, but I'll try to keep my senses open for more than just wind velocity -- just in case.

And for the record: gay marriage -- "Why not?"; Sarah Palin -- "Please god, why?"; the war in Afghanistan; "Please just let them come home."